High Tech Haiku - Jokes
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Calm down, lotus blossom...
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner
| I'm sorry, there's -- um -- insufficient -- what's-it-called? The term eludes me ... Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak. A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. Login incorrect. Only perfect spellers may enter this system. wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault |
First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. Hal, open the file Hal, open the damn file, Hal open the file, please Hal The ten thousand things How long do any persist? Netscape, too, has gone. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. A pie In the face of technology Small blessings |
Created:15-Oct-2002,
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